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• Ross: Hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies. Woman: You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
  Ross: No, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird [does the Brown Bird salute....
• Rachel: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night.
  I do not think about what our children's names are gonna be....
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
  Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
• Chloe: [seeing Ross enter] Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.
  [runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe....
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
• Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.
  Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here....
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...