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• Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
  all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
• Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
  Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
  Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
  Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....
• Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
  All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...