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[Ross enters, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie]
Ross: Hey, you guys! Guess what?
Rachel: [looking at the outfit] Got a job on a river boat?
Ross: Y'know what I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it.
Well, guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore so...
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.
Ross: Right.
Rachel: Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as
you like.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
Rachel: [entering] Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.
.... Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?...
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
[listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...