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Cailin: So. How'd You Guys Meet? Pete: Well Ah, The Short Version Is, I Ah Pursued Her For A Couple Of Months, Then I Gave Her A Check For 20,000 Dollars, And She Was Mine.
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Cailin: So. How'd you guys meet?
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I
gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the
short version.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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