Monica: [stopping him] No! Joey, we swore we'd never tell!
Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It's eating me
alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Monica: [interrupting] All right!! All right. [walks slowly into the living
room] I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I-I couldn't walk.
Chandler: [following Monica] We were two miles from the house. Scared and
alone. We didn't think we could make it. [He goes to put his hands on Monica's
shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.]
Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About
jellyfish and how if you... [stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica]
Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!!
Monica: You can't say that!! You-you don't know!! I mean I thought I was
gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn't...bend that
way. So... [looks at Joey.]
Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: [turning to look at Joey] Ewwww!!
Joey: That's right I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! And if
I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn't. I got the stage
fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I
turned to Chandler.
Chandler: [wails loudly into his hands] Joey kept screaming at me: "Do it
now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!".
Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Joey: [laughs] That's cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak
you out.
