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• Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
  Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....
• At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
  Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
  Ross: Oh, I promise, what. Monica: It's Richard Burke....
• Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
  Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....
• Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
  She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
• Monica: Does it involve travel? Phoebe: Noo! Monica
  Does it involve clogs? Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?...