[At Carol & Susan's lesbian wedding]
Rachel: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
Mrs Green: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And
three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's
something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming,
cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do,
and I felt guilty....