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• Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
  You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
• Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
  Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
  Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
• Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?
  Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic. Monica...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
  ! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
• Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees. Phoebe
  Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now....