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Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
Ross: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK.
If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones....
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger. ...
Rachel: What happened? Phoebe...
Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Phoebe
Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just....
Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting at?
Joey: I'm not Drake. Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin....
Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close.
Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mea...
Joey: Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
Chandler: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank....
Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she [=Rachel] sees in.
.. innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like.....

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