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• The following article appeared in a recent issue of a college newspaper.
  "Among all students who graduated from Hooper University over the past five years, more physical science majors than social science majors found permanent jobs within a year of graduation....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Mira Vista College to the college's board of trustees.
  "At nearby Green Mountain College, which has more business courses and more job counselors than does Mira Vista College, 90 percent of last year's graduating seniors had job offers from prospective employers....
• The following is a recommendation from the dean at Foley College, a small liberal arts college, to the president of the college.
  "Since college-bound students are increasingly concerned about job prospects after graduation, Foley College should attempt to increase enrollment by promising to find its students jobs after they graduate....
• College students should be encouraged to pursue subjects that interest them rather than seek programs that promise entry into the job market.
• The following report appeared in a memo from the vice president of the Southside Transportation Authority.
  "We should abandon our current five-year plan to purchase additional buses to serve the campus of Southside University, because students there are unlikely to use them....
• The following appeared as an editorial in the student newspaper of Groveton College.
  "To combat the recently reported dramatic rise in cheating among college and university students, these institutions should adopt honor codes similar to Groveton's, which calls for students to agree not to cheat in their academic endeavors and to notify a faculty member if they suspect that others have cheated....
• 1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
  2) Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered....
• The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
  "Only seven of our state's high schools offer even one course in Latin, but over 80 percent of the graduates who study Latin at those seven schools enroll in college....
• The following appeared in a letter from a department chairperson to the president of Pierce University.
  "Some studies conducted by Bronston College, which is also located in a small town, reveal that both male and female professors are happier living in small towns when their spouses are also employed in the same geographic area....