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  Two, one to screw it in almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end....
• The following is a letter from an editor at Liber Publishing Company to the company's president.
  "In recent years, Liber has unfortunately moved away from its original missio...
• WRITERS have novel ways.
• Writers of novels and romances in general bring a double loss on their readers, they rob them both of their time and money
  epresenting men, manners, and things that never have been, nor are likely to be...
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
  "Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....
• Life is a mystery novel where the last few pages are torn.
• Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
• NOVEL, n. A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama bears to art.
  As it is too long to be read at a sitting the impressions made by its successive parts are successively effaced, as in the panorama....
• The following appeared in an editorial in the local newspaper of Workville.
  "Workers should be allowed to reduce their workload from 40 to 25 or even 20 hours per week because it is clear that people who work part-time instead of full-time have better health and improved morale....