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• The following is a memo from the business manager of National Daily News.
  "To expand the home delivery service of our national newspaper, we should concentrate on the state of Urba rather than on the state of Sylva....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the general manager of KNOW radio station.
  "Several factors indicate that radio station KNOW should shift its programming from rock-and-roll music to a continuous news format....
• The following is a memorandum issued by the publisher of a newsmagazine, Newsbeat, in the country of Dinn.
  "Our poorest-selling magazine issues over the past three years were those that featured international news stories on their front covers....
• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• There is news.
• New Crime Identified: "Tech Rage" HARRISBURG, IL -- The police department in this Illinois town has coined a new term for a growing trend in crime
  ech rage". Tech rage shares many similarities with another modern crime, "road rage", but instead of affecting drivers, tech rage is experienced by disgruntled computer users....
• The further you are from the facts of a situation, the more you tend to believe news coverage of the situation.
• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• And now for the weather, which is every bit as yucky as the news.