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• A meeting is a place where people get together to talk about what they should be doing.
• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Craig, AGE 9...
• A moment of agony that transcends all moments of agony.
  I hope this story is true, because it's too beautiful to be a lie....
• Bustlin' Billy's Bogus Beliefs 1) The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who develop it.
  2) There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist," only a capitalist....
• What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
  -- Wilde...
• The person who quite clearly knows nothing but thinks that he knows absolutely everything has a very distinct orientation toward a political career.
• Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.