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• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
  Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
  and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....