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Listen, You Big, Stupid Space-creature. Nobody, But Nobody, Eats The Simpsons!
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Homer Simpson
Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
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He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
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Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....
Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
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