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• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
• Homer: A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl.
  Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
  [falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
• looking at the photo album] Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
  Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman....
• Homer: {Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as any TV show.
  } It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live....
• Lisa: Mom, make Dad tell the story right! Marge: That's what really happened.
  Lisa: Oh......
• Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
  [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....