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  I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?...
• Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
  Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
• Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer. Home
  Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks away] Tony...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
  .. Assistant: Actually, he's been here since sunrise....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
  ..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...