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• Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
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• Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till you're 15.
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• Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up. Home
  Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do....
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
  -- Homer Simpson, trying to be a father to Lisa....
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• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
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• I brew the beer that I drink.