Related:

• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.
  Many people wonder where the word eggnog comes from....
• Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
  You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....