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• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not.
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Homer: [picks up a note] Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards.
  All the big words are spelled phonetically Home...
• Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
  Homer: (gasps) Who told you? Simpson and Delilah...
• Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
  Homer: Gasp! Who told you? Karl: You did. You told with me with the way you slump your shoulders, the way you talk into your chest, the way you smother yourself in bargain-basement lime-green polyester....
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned.
  And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home...