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• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• Homer: Come here, boy, I want to show you something.
  Bart: What's that, a homemade bat? Homer: It's something very special....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Bart: Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?
  That's where cooties come from! Lisa: Dad, I don't understand....
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
  Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting....