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• I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• God: Thou hast forsaken My Church! Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of.
  .. b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not a bad guy!...
• Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
  .. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...
• And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
  -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
• Marge: I wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
  Homer: Oh, Marge. What's the big deal? I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion, you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had....