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• Homer: [scoffing] Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.
  Marge: Homer, you should be more supportive. Home...
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
  Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
  -- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• The foul stench of death is upon us! [sniffs] Mmm, hamburgers.
  -- Homer's famous nearly-last words, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
  .. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.
  .. [Looks at books, picks up peanut jar] Honey-roasted peanuts....