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When Will I Learn? The Answers To Life's Problems Aren't At The Bottom Of A Bottle.
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Homer Simpson
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of
a bottle. They're on TV!
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
THEY'RE ON TV!" -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso...
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
-- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home...
D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
.. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....