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• creen: "Third season"] Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
  Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy!...
• Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
  .. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy....
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson. The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart man.
  He's my father, Homer Simpson. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
  Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....