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It All Happened During The Magical Summer Of 1985. A Maturing Joe Piscopo Left `Saturday Night Live' To Conquer Hollywood
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It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
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There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
-- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
-- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Skinner: Well, William, I'm back! So...how did you spend your summer?
Willy: I made millions in software and lost it at the track....
Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
-- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
Nigel: Homer, I'm a theatrical agent, and I want to represent your group.
[Hands Homer his card] Homer: Really? Nigel: Yeah....
Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
.. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...