Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken bone!
-- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous story of my own.
-- Homer Simpson Another Simpsons Clip Show...
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
Heh heh heh. The perfect crime. -- Homer Simpson ...
Pfft. Now you tell me.
Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle....
Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
-- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...

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