Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Homer: The secret ingredient is -- Moe: Homer, no!
Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter children's cough syrup!...
Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me! -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy Land
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
-- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.
Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor.
It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey...
That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
-- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump....
Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
-- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes. ...

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