Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood
People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was i...
Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Home
My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently....
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...
Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
.. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family...
This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!
Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo! -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil...
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The PTA Disband...
Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.
' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...

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