Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ....
Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa's Pony...
Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.
-- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
-- Homer Simpson Selma's Choice...
You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
Homer: Is this episode going on the air live? June Bellamy
No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live -- it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists....
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn. -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail

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