Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear.
And they don't like it. -- Homer Simpson The Call of the Simpso...
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
.. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...

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