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Yes... I feel your pain... but as a former first poster (I scored mine a couple months ago) I know what you went through.
Here's where you screwed up though... YOU DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER. You didn'...
What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
If Microsoft Owned McDonald's Source: Unknown 1.
Every order would come with fries whether you asked for them or not....
Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
Tech Support: And...? Caller: It's not working. Tech Support: You already said that....
An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?...
Choose two: (A) Fast (B) Efficient (C) Stable (D) Windows 95 (counts as two)
Are you scared of speed? If so, then try Windows 95.
Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses actually do something.
Windows for Dummies" is much more than a book title, it's a Microsoft way of life!
Windows 95: Proof that P. T. Barnum was right.

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