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HAL 9000: Dave. Put Down Those Windows Disks, Dave. DAVE!
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HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
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Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!" -- Hal 9000
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You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" -- HAL 9000
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
-- HAL 9000...
I realize that I've made some very poor decisions recently, Dave, but I still have the utmost confidence in the mission.
-- HAL 9000...
Dave? Dave?? Dave's not here.
We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
"A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....