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He Whom Opens Thee Windows Invites The Bugs In.
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He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in.
Related:
Bugs come in through open Windows.
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
He who puts up with insult invites injury. Jewish Proverb
Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach Windows...
The bell invites me. Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell That summons thee to heaven or to hell.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls...if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.