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We Are Very Nervous About The Release Of Windows 2000.
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We are very nervous about the release of Windows 2000. This OS takes up
gigabytes of hard drive space. When users 'upgrade' to Win2K, they won't have
any space on their hard drive for our products! We really hate Chairman Bill.
-- An anonymous spokesperson for Corel
Related:
Version 5.0 of Microsoft's flagship spreadsheet program Excel came out in 1993.
It was positively huge: it required a whole 15 megabytes of hard drive space....
What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and Office.
A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shoveware probably only has about 3 megabytes of hard drive space free because of flight simulators, pinball games, and multimedia credits Easter Eggs that nobody wants....
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#4) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 4: What is your favorite Microsoft Office feature?...
8GB Ought To Be Enough For Anybody REDMOND, WA -- In a shocking move, Microsoft has revealed that the new Xbox console will only contain an 8 gigabyte hard drive.
This implies that the machines will use a version of the Windows operating system that fits within only 8GB....
Your hard-drive was full, so I formatted it to make more space.
Can I upgrade my Hard drive to a Warp Drive?
Windows: An overpriced way to eat up large amounts of hard disk space.
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!