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Q: What's The Difference Between Windows 95 And A Highly Destructive Virus?
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Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus?
A: About 90 MB of hard disk space.
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The difference between Windows and a virus? Virus is free.
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please.
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Windows: An overpriced way to eat up large amounts of hard disk space.
Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses actually do something.
Windows 95 is the most popular virus on the market today.
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