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Q: Does Bill Gates Use Public Domain Software? A: Yes, As All Of The Public Has Become Bill Gates' Domain.
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Q: Does Bill Gates use public domain software?
A: Yes, as all of the public has become Bill Gates' domain.
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We hack, crack, and pirate all sorts of Public Domain software.
Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance.
This message released to public domain. Use at your own risk.
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
NT IS UNIX. -- Bill Gate
PD /P-D/ adj. [common] Abbreviation for `public domain', applied to software distributed over Usenet and from Internet archive sites.
Much of this software is not in fact public domain in the legal sense but travels under various copyrights granting reproduction and use rights to anyone who can snarf a copy....
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain....
Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road? A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more "user-friendly".
... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover....