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Market Share Leadership Is A Tenuous Thing, Mr. Gates: Ask IBM ;-) -- Laurent Szyste
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Market share leadership is a tenuous thing, Mr. Gates: ask IBM ;-)
-- Laurent Szyster
Related:
New Technology" or "Not Trusted"? -- Laurent Szyste
Free your software, and your ass will follow -- Laurent Szyste
MS and Y2K: Windows 95, 98, ... and back again to 01 -- Laurent Szyste
How about some patent on "(a+b)^2 == a^2 + 2ab + b^2"?
Choose free software! -- Laurent Szyste...
Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
On the market, there can be no such thing as exploitation. -- Murray Rothbard
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943...
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. -- Thomas Watson, IBM Founder, 1943