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Statements Recently Seen On Slashdot: "The Internet Interprets Advertising As Damage And Routes Around It.
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Statements recently seen on Slashdot:
"The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it."
"Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business."
"A beowulf cluster of Cisco routers? Isn't that the Internet?"
"Geeks aren't interested in politics because government doesn't double its
efficiency and speed once every 18 months."
"Windows 98 hasn't crashed for me once in over a year, either. Oh, wait, I
haven't booted it in over a year."
"For more than 4 generations the IT Professionals were the guardians of
quality and stability in software. Before the dark times. Before
Microsoft..."
"You can tell how desperate they are by counting the number of times
they say 'innovate' in their press releases."
Related:
Quote #522 You can tell how desperate they are by counting the number of times they say "innovate" in their press releases.
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#7) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 7: What new features would you like to see in Windows 2000?...
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#9) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 9: Which of the following do you prefer as a replacement for the current Microsoft slogan?...
Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters, but very few have even seen one, much less own one.
Until now, that is. Eric Gylgen, the open source hacker famous for EviL (the dancing ASCII paperclip add-on to vi), is working on a program that will emulate Beowulf clusters on a standard desktop PC....
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#1) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 1: What is your opinion of the Microsoft antitrust trial?...
Internet n. The mother of all networks. First incarnated beginning in 1969 as the ARPANET, a U.
S. Department of Defense research testbed. Though it has been widely believed that the goal was to develop a network architecture for military command-and-control that could survive disruptions up to and including nuclear war, this is a myth...
blinkenlights /blink'*n-li:tz/ n. [common] Front-panel diagnostic lights on a computer, esp.
a dinosaur. Now that dinosaurs are rare, this term usually refers to status lights on a modem, network hub, or the like....
oftware rot n. Term used to describe the tendency of software that has not been used in a while to lose
uch failure may be semi-humorously ascribed to bit rot....
