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Please Please Please Don't Use Word, It Really Makes You Look Absurd!
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Please please please don't use Word,
It really makes you look absurd!
The Dancing Paper Clip is crappy,
Use something else and be more happy!
-- Protests shouted at a PR firm that issued a Linux press release
obviously created with Microsoft Word.
Related:
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Please! Take my word for it.
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.
Please use the quote feature if you respond. Thanks.
If Microsoft uses the breakup as an opportunity to port Office, and its infernal Dancing Paper Clip, to my Linux operating system, heads will fly!
I'll track down that idiot who created Clippit and sic a killer penguin on him!...
Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
Please press firmly. You are making 1,000,000 copies.
Please do not use this document as toilet tissue.
Tagline temporarily out of order please use the stairs...