+----------+ As the inventor of the Internet, I know a
| | quality server operating system when I see
| SMILING | one. Microsoft Windows 2000(tm) provides
| | innovative features that no other competitor
| GORE | can claim.
| |
| PHOTO | We've been using Windows at the White House
| | for five years now without any problems.
| | Windows' BlueScreen(tm) technology
+----------+ automatically crashes our Exchange(tm) email
server whenever Federal investigators are
Al Gore around. Thanks to this feature, archives of
incriminating emails have been wiped clean.
This is what I call innovation. Thank you,
Microsoft!
Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #7
Bluescreen Computer Case
US$ 27.97 at Bud's Beige Box Bazaar
Real Geeks may not admit to using Windows, but there's still countless geeks
out there who must suffer through the humiliation of using Windows while at
work....
