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• gonk: /gonk/ vt.,n. 1. To prevaricate or to embellish the truth beyond any reasonable recognition.
  In German the term is (mythically) `gonken'; in Spanish the verb becomes `gonkar'....
• gronk out vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow....
• gonkulator /gon'kyoo-lay-tr/ n. [common; from the 1960s "Hogan's Heroes" TV series] A pretentious piece of equipment that actually serves no useful purpose.
  Usually used to describe one's least favorite piece of computer hardware. See gonk....
• gonkulator: /gon'kyoo-lay-tr/ [from the old "Hogan's Heroes" TV series] n.
  A pretentious piece of equipment that actually serves no useful purpose....
• gronk out: vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow." -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• barf /barf/ n.,v. [common; from mainstream slang meaning `vomit'] 1.
  interj. Term of disgust. This is the closest hackish equivalent of the Valspeak "gag me with a spoon"....
• bit bucket n. [very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register during a shift instruction).
  Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is said to have `gone to the bit bucket'....
• blinkenlights /blink'*n-li:tz/ n. [common] Front-panel diagnostic lights on a computer, esp.
  a dinosaur. Now that dinosaurs are rare, this term usually refers to status lights on a modem, network hub, or the like....
• glitch /glich/ [very common; from German `glitschig' to slip, via Yiddish `glitshen', to slide or skid] 1.
  . A sudden interruption in electric service, sanity, continuity, or program function....