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• Green's Theorem: [TMRC] prov. For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
  A refinement of the theorem states that there will be *exactly* one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
• If If, Then Then. -- The Theorem Theorem
• If if, then then. -- The Theorem Theorem
• Infinite-Monkey Theorem n. "If you put an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters, eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet.
  (One may also hypothesize a small number of monkeys and a very long period of time....
• Democracy is based on the theorem that many men are smarter than one.
• hairy adj. 1. Annoyingly complicated. "DWIM is incredibly hairy.
  2. Incomprehensible. "DWIM is incredibly hairy....
• hairy: adj. 1. Annoyingly complicated. "{DWIM} is incredibly hairy.
  2. Incomprehensible. "{DWIM} is incredibly hairy....
• Infinite-Monkey Theorem: n. "If you put an {infinite} number of monkeys at typewriters, eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet.
  (One may also hypothesize a small number of monkeys and a very long period of time....
• Michehl's Theorem Less is more.