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• MicroDroid n. [Usenet] A Microsoft employee, esp.
  one who posts to various operating-system advocacy newsgroups....
• m -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
• cow orker n. [Usenet] n. fortuitous typo for co-worker, widely used in Usenet, with perhaps a hint that orking cows is illegal.
  This term was popularized by Scott Adams (the creator of Dilbert) but seems to have originated earlier in a 1997 scary devil monastery FAQ....
• This fortune does not require Microsoft Windows.
• Her tires are a little low.
• Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.