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• Moore's Law: /morz law/ prov. The observation that the logic density of silicon integrated circuits has closely followed the curve (bits per square inch) = 2^((t - 1962)) where t is time in yea
  hat is, the amount of information storable on a given amount of silicon has roughly doubled every year since the technology was invented....
• Parkinson's Law of Data prov. "Data expands to fill the space available for storage
  buying more memory encourages the use of more memory-intensive techniques....
• Parkinson's Law of Data: prov. "Data expands to fill the space available for storage
  buying more memory encourages the use of more memory-intensive techniques....
• Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
  5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
• infant mortality n. It is common lore among hackers (and in the electronics industry at large
  his term is possibly techspeak by now) that the chances of sudden hardware failure drop off exponentially with a machine's time since first use (that is, until the relatively distant time at which enough mechanical wear in I/O devices and thermal-cycling stress in components has accumulated for the machine to start going senile)....
• infant mortality: n. It is common lore among hackers (and in the electronics industry at large
  his term is possibly techspeak by now) that the chances of sudden hardware failure drop off exponentially with a machine's time since first use (that is, until the relatively distant time at which enough mechanical wear in I/O devices and thermal-cycling stress in components has accumulated for the machine to start going senile)....
• Law of the Great Idea: The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....