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• aive user: n. A {luser}. Tends to imply someone who is ignorant mainly owing to inexperience.
  When this is applied to someone who *has* experience, there is a definite implication of stupidity....
• eal user n. 1. A commercial user. One who is paying real money for his computer usage.
  2. A non-hacker. Someone using the system for an explicit purpose (a research project, a course, etc....
• eal user: n. 1. A commercial user. One who is paying *real* money for his computer usage.
  2. A non-hacker. Someone using the system for an explicit purpose (a research project, a course, etc....
• An atheist is someone who has noone to talk to when they have an orgasm.
• luser /loo'zr/ n. [common] A user; esp. one who is also a loser.
  (luser and loser ar pronounced identically.) This word was coined around 1975 at MIT....
• luser: /loo'zr/ n. A {user}; esp. one who is also a {loser}.
  ({luser} and {loser} are pronounced identically....
• LUSER: Someone who picks up a female hitch-hiker walking home from a date.
• loser n. An unexpectedly bad situation, program, programmer, or person.
  Someone who habitually loses. (Even winners can lose occasionally....
• Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.