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NetBOLLIX N. [from Bollix: To Bungle, Or Britsish `bollocks'] IBM's NetBIOS
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NetBOLLIX n.
[from bollix: to bungle, or Britsish
`bollocks'] IBM's NetBIOS, an extremely brain-damaged
network protocol that, like Blue Glue, is used at commercial
shops that don't know any better.
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NetBOLLIX: [from bollix: to bungle] n. {IBM}'s NetBIOS, an extremely {brain-damaged} network protocol that, like {Blue Glue}, is used at commercial shops that don't know any better.
-- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Blue Glue n. [IBM] IBM's SNA (Systems Network Architecture), an incredibly losing and bletcherous communications protocol widely favored at commercial shops that don't know any better.
The official IBM definition is "that which binds blue boxes together....
Blue Glue: [IBM] n. IBM's SNA (Systems Network Architecture), an incredibly {losing} and {bletcherous} communications protocol widely favored at commercial shops that don't know any better.
The official IBM definition is "that which binds blue boxes together....
glue: n. Generic term for any interface logic or protocol that connects two component blocks.
For example, {Blue Glue} is IBM's SNA protocol, and hardware designers call anything used to connect large VLSI's or circuit blocks `glue logic'....
glue n. Generic term for any interface logic or protocol that connects two component blocks.
For example, Blue Glue is IBM's SNA protocol, and hardware designers call anything used to connect large VLSI's or circuit blocks `glue logic'....
fear and loathing n. [from Hunter S.
box: n. 1. A computer; esp. in the construction `foo box' where foo is some functional qualifier, like `graphics', or the name of an OS (thus, `UNIX box', `MS-DOS box', etc.
) "We preprocess the data on UNIX boxes before handing it up to the mainframe....
evil adj. As used by hackers, implies that some system, program, person, or institution is sufficiently maldesigned as to be not worth the bother of dealing with.
Unlike the adjectives in the cretinous/losing/brain-damaged Blue Glue interface but decided it was too evil to deal with....
fear and loathing: [from Hunter S. Thompson] n. A state inspired by the prospect of dealing with certain real-world systems and standards that are totally {brain-damaged} but ubiquitous --- Intel 8086
or {COBOL}, or {{EBCDIC}}, or any {IBM} machine except the Rios (a....