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• on-optimal solution: n. (also `sub-optimal solution') An astoundingly stupid way to do something.
  This term is generally used in deadpan sarcasm, as its impact is greatest when the person speaking looks completely serious....
• brute force adj. Describes a primitive programming style
  one in which the programmer relies on the computer's processing power instead of using his or her own intelligence to simplify the problem, often ignoring problems of scale and applying naive methods suited to small problems directly to large ones....
• pessimal /pes'im-l/ adj. [Latin-based antonym for `optimal'] Maximally bad.
  This is a pessimal situation." Also `pessimize' vt....
• pessimal: /pes'im-l/ [Latin-based antonym for `optimal'] adj.
  Maximally bad. "This is a pessimal situation." Also `pessimize' vt....
• oy language: n. A language useful for instructional purposes or as a proof-of-concept for some aspect of computer-science theory, but inadequate for general-purpose programming.
  {Bad Thing}s can result when a toy language is promoted as a general purpose solution for programming (see {bondage-and-discipline language})...
• andom adj. 1. Unpredictable (closest to mathematical definition)
  weird. "The system's been behaving pretty randomly....
• wank /wangk/ n.,v.,adj. [Columbia University: prob.
  by mutation from Commonwealth slang v. `wank', to masturbate] Used much as hack is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness....
• unning adj. Mind-bogglingly stupid. Usually used in sarcasm.
  You want to code what in ADA? That's a ... stunning idea!...
• fool: n. As used by hackers, specifically describes a person who habitually reasons from obviously or demonstrably incorrect premises and cannot be persuaded by evidence to do otherwise
  it is not generally used in its other senses, i....