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PHB /P-H-B/ [Usenet; Common; Rarely Spoken] Abbreviation, "Pointy-Haired Boss".
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PHB /P-H-B/
[Usenet; common; rarely spoken] Abbreviation,
"Pointy-Haired Boss". From the Dilbert character, the
archetypal halfwitted middle-management type. See also
pointy-haired.
Related:
pointy-haired adj. [after the character in the Dilbert comic strip] Describes the extreme form of the property that separates suits and marketroids from hackers.
Compare brain-dead; demented; see PHB. Always applied to people, never to ideas....
Dilbert n. Name and title character of a comic strip nationally syndicated in the U.
S. and enormously popular among hackers. Dilbert is an archetypical engineer-nerd who works at an anonymous high-technology company...
uit n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
Linux Distro To Include Pre-Installed Security Holes Proactive Synergy Paradigm
he Linux distro targeted at Pointy Haired Bosses, will now include built-in security flaws to better compete with Microsoft programs....
HTH // [Usenet: very common] Abbreviation: Hope This Helps (e.
g. following a response to a technical question). Often used just before HAND. See also YHBT....
PD /P-D/ adj. [common] Abbreviation for `public domain', applied to software distributed over Usenet and from Internet archive sites.
Much of this software is not in fact public domain in the legal sense but travels under various copyrights granting reproduction and use rights to anyone who can snarf a copy....
Linux Rally Held in Pennsylvania HARRISBURG, PA -- Thousands of Linux advocates gathered at the Pennsylvania state capitol building earlier today.
They were protesting the state's recent three year deal with Microsoft to install Windows NT on all state computer systems....
CLITORIS -- a haired trigger.
LDB /l*'d*b/ vt. [from the PDP-10 instruction set] To extract from the middle.
LDB me a slice of cake, please." This usage has been kept alive by Common LISP's function of the same name....