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Pseudosuit /soo'doh-s[y]oot`/ N. A Suit Wannabee
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pseudosuit /soo'doh-s[y]oot`/ n.
A suit wannabee; a
hacker who has decided that he wants to be in management or
administration and begins wearing ties, sport coats, and (shudder!)
suits voluntarily. It's his funeral. See also lobotomy.
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pseudosuit: /soo'doh-s[y]oot`/ n. A {suit} wannabee
a hacker who has decided that he wants to be in management or administration and begins wearing ties, sport coats, and (shudder!...
uit n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
uit: n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
erminal junkie: [UK] n. A {wannabee} or early {larval stage} hacker who spends most of his or her time wandering the directory tree and writing {noddy} programs just to get a fix of computer time.
Variants include `terminal jockey', `console junkie', and {console jockey}....
management n. 1. Corporate power elites distinguished primarily by their distance from actual productive work and their chronic failure to manage (see also suit).
Spoken derisively, as in "Management decided that ....
management: n. 1. Corporate power elites distinguished primarily by their distance from actual productive work and their chronic failure to manage (see also {suit}).
Spoken derisively, as in "*Management* decided that ....
wannabee /won'*-bee/ n. (also, more plausibly, spelled `wannabe') [from a term recently used to describe Madonna fans who dress, talk, and act like their idol
prob. originally from biker slang] A would-be hacker....
erminal junkie n. [UK] A wannabee or early larval stage hacker who spends mos directory tree and writing noddy programs just to get a fix of computer time.
Variants include `terminal jockey', `console junkie', and console jockey....
Dilbert n. Name and title character of a comic strip nationally syndicated in the U.
S. and enormously popular among hackers. Dilbert is an archetypical engineer-nerd who works at an anonymous high-technology company...